In a misty forest behind the valley of Kass Kass, in a dark cave, there lived a master Jedi
who could move the walls; he was trapped in a narrow cave for over a million years. The Jedi had
only one weakness, he loved to swim in a river that was runing through it.
One day a little boy with a pocket full of stones who heard about the master Jedi hit the heart
to the sea and went to the misty forest; he went to meet the wall shaking Jedi. I must enter
the cave, I'm going to mark the entrance with one of my stones. Inside of the cave, water
was leaking from the walls; it took some time for the boy to get used to the moist. He marked
one of the walls with another stone. Suddenly, all the walls shook. Master Jedi just woke up
and was doing his daily exercise. hello little boy, give me some of your shiny stones, I want to
play with them. You are a very wise boy to play with these little rocks. The boy knew that
Jedi was putting watermelons under his arms; he gave him a red stone...
Meanwhile the mighty emperor butterfly who could not be undermined by an old caveman
decided to find the Jedi and bring him to his side. He ordered his wizard to bring the one
foot bird who knew the way to the misty forest. Then he asked the wise man of the
land to bring a donkey and load lima beans. The wise man responded Sire my donkey did not have a
tail from colthood; only work-killed soldiers can load the donkey. Ten blind and bald, heights
and half heights soldiers came to load the donkey. Knowing that this loading was good only
for his auntie, the wise man loaded the donkey himself. The wise man and the wizard consulted
7 galaxies, 33 systems and 101 stars ( it is also said that 121 planets were asked to give their
opinions but they all declined)...
A time was set, Only ten soldiers were needed to bring the wall shaking jedi to the dark side.
The wizard with a one foot bird, the wise man with lima beans on a no tail
donkey, and 10 blind and bald soldiers departed for the valley of Kass Kass. From that point,
the bird was in charge of the operation. In the valley of Kass Kass there was a lizard who ate
snakes and became a dragon. The caravan entered the valley and faced the lizard. The dragon
sent a friendly fire. Imagine how Kass Kass could burn just by friendly greetings!
After that the dragon asked the wizard for the password. The wizard was unbending and said his
bird has one foot. The dragon swallowed one of the blind and bald soldiers. The wise man knew
that they must reach the misty forest, he can't bring another donkey and load lima beans. He
told his companions we can get out of this place by climbing to the top of one of the two mountains
and get to the other side. Ignore the dragon, as they say: "Did you see the camel? You didn't see the camel".
The dragon smiled and sent another friendly fire and told the wise man, why did you
murmur the password? Congratulations, you gave me the password, you may cross the valley...
Once they reached the cave, the wise man entered the cave followed by seven soldiers. The wizard remained outside with the one food bird; two soldiers guarded the entrance... The boy was learning the art of wall shaking from his master when they entered the leaky cave. The master jedi greeted them and told the boy to give every one a stone...
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